I have created a list of films that are set to be released in 2017 that makes me think – why, because I know that nobody wants them. Just because they are on the list doesn’t mean I think they will bad films or do badly but rather because I feel nobody asked for them.
1] Smurfs – Lost Village
Alright, so to start of with, tell me why the hell they are remaking Smurfs? Honestly tell me who the hell what wants another Smurfs, it will be the third movie in the last decade. Oh, yeah, this will be the third Smurfs movie, I bet you didn’t know that there was a Smurfs 2 that came out in 2013 – it flopped and that is why they decided to reboot the franchise with this film. But if no-one wanted it three years ago, why does the studio think that people would want it now? I just can’t comprehend it, I think this film will be total animation as supposed to Smurfs and Smurfs 2, that had live action incorporated. The most annoying thing, is that somehow, someway, the studio has managed to put release the film on a week, where there is no competition, and even more frustrating, there is no competition the next week, (but then the Fate Of The Furious) does come out the following week.
2] The Emoji Movie
Now, believe or not, I actually think it is going to be a good film. People thought that The Lego Movie would be a stupid film but I think that it will be a good movie, and people are judging it before they see it. However, there is not doubt about it, this is a film that nobody asked for, a film about Emojis, c;mon! I am not even sure most people think this is coming out, reading comments for the teaser trailer that dropped, their comments are crazy.
3] King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
How many times has this guy tried to redo old films and fail – please can he just give up. *This guy* is Guy Ritchie, and whilst I really like some of his movies, a King Arthur reboot is something nobody asked for, almost like a Legend of Tarzan film, so tell me why are they making it. Furthermore, the last time this guy tried to remake a classic it flopped at the cinema – did anyone watch A Man From U.N.C.L.E
4] Friday the 13th
They have tried to remake these horror film so many times, no-one wants to watch them. I can’t remember what film, but it seems like every year, a remake of this film come out and it flops every year. So tell me why the studio tries to bring back a dead franchise. NOBODY WANTS IT!
So, those are the films I think we are getting next year that nobody wants. What do you think, am I right? Am I wrong? Have I missed any out? Put your thoughts in the comments below. Cheers